Efleda: the douche of the party

So we stopped somewhere in houston to get coffee at a gas station. As we were leaving, efleda decides to unnecessarily block an entire street to get to the other side of the road.

Prior to that, our amazing GPS led us onto an automatic toll highway complete with scanners and cameras with no "EZ Pass". I felt we committed some type of felony or something after passing three or so cameras with smiles on our faces. I REALLY hope the state of texas has my pearly whites on file.

But that's not all.

Checking out of the hotel, the frontdesk attendant had his fly wide open but efleda didn't have the heart to say anything in fear of embarrassing him not realizing that it will now be a butterfly effect in his pants. I wonder how many guests will see his open fly before someone has the nerve to say something.

We are sorry Texas for our wave of destruction through your massive state.
phil